I m getting my face blogged off by
girl4, so here is my ridiculous contribution for today!
Let's see how our candidates stand up to the ULTIMATE GOOGLE CHALLENGE (as opposed to
this)!!!
VP University Affairs:
Jeremy Stuart - We are off to a great start: Jeremy Stuart has a few interesting personalities in his repertoire! 1) He seems to be a pretty sweet video editor out of san francisco, who might have peaked in the
90s, but has
Arrested Development on his resume (I don t care if it is the hip hop group and not the show - I believe what I choose to believe) ... 2) He is also an actor! On imdb and everything! His entire career spans the year 1988. A solid vintage. Anyone seen '
Billy's Christmas Angels'? 3) Last, but by NO means least, he is a
college wrestler from Santa Monica.
Cameron Montgomery - Or should I say Dr. Cameron Montgomery? -> A professor here at the University of Ottawa in the Faculty of Education!! Also ... a MAN! Who knew?!? (Secret identity:
Lhasa Apso?)
Sidney Loko - Not very exciting - approx 9/10 of the hits on the first page are SFUO Elections blogs ... oh hey! here's another one for you, Sidney! enjoy the extra blog nod.
Ted Horton - A highly respected and influential man in the prestigious field of
golf course and resource management consulting! This was the top hit! No lie! He wants you to choose the right consultant, which seems oddly appropriate... (apparently this dude has also won a bunch of awards for being an Environmental Leader) - well played, Ted ... well played.
VP Finance:
Maureen Hasinoff - Looks like there is no one worth google's notice named Maureen Hasinoff besides our very own candidate! Little might you know, she is a Senate Page! from Alberta! She was involved in Western Canada Youth Parliament ... mayhaps inexperience is not a factor to be counted against this young candidate.
Roxanne Dubois - weird. I expected it to be all our own Roxanne all the time for THIS google search, but
THIS mysterious letter was the second hit! 'vascular reconstructions!' 'sealing areas of leakage!' ... Is Roxanne secretly the Director of Regulatory Affairs at Cohesion Technologies Inc? I truly hope so.
ps 'all required documents should be submitted in triplicate'? ... I m not sure that kind of attention to detail is what Roxanne is known for...
VP Social:
Alexandre Chaput - nothing too thrilling: the French version of his own
elections blog is the 5th hit, followed directly by his English version. His next real hit is a mention of him in the BOA minutes - *yawn* Come ON, Chaput! Stir up some controversy! I can t wait to get to
RPG...
ps Who knew the BOA ever got their minutes online! (Sorry, sliding back into the ol' BOA blogging habits)
Jean Guillaume - JG is much more fun! He was apparently a Belgian writer in
Wallon (?!?) who published in French. Oh, and he died in 2001... Maybe they were onto something with the
zombies!
VP Comm:
Julie Seguin - as much as Julie has been drastically under the radar, she does win this google battle (so far) for actually being the first hit AND having that hit be her
personal website. Makes this blogger think that Julie is fantastic at passive communication - she will hide communication
treasures all over the place for you to find! Too bad most people can t be bothered to go looking. Be MORE AGGRESSIVE, Julie! Or Tristan is going to
wear your (metaphorical) skin to his (metaphorical) birthday party.
VP Student Affairs:
Michele Lamarche - how international!! Michele pops up in a sexy 'who's who' listing in
France! There are also several biographical links - people like to write about your life, Michele! Apparently bankers are newsworthy... (Michele is also a San Franciscan acupunturist - I wonder if she helps Jeremy relax and escape his hectic video editing career...?)
President:
Marc Kelly - What a great hit! Marc Kelly: Lightstalker. apparently this guy is a photographer, but I prefer to make up my own meaning for
Lightstalker. He is also a student at the University of Manchester (Particle Physics?) ... I wonder if he s allowed on THAT campus when he doesn t have class... Possible best: Marc Kelly, former Notre Dame basketball star, now Californian superior court judge. IMAGINE Marc Kelly deciding your sentence!!! 'What do YOU want to do to make up for your crime?'
RPG (aka Renaud-Philippe Garner) - wow!
RPG helped me find
an SFUO blog I had never heard of! ANYhow, back to the business at hand (get it? cuz I m typing... heh.) Apparently,
this is old news, but it is a key hit, so I did not want to leave it out. But, really?
RPG said something controversial... surprise!!! (ps it was 4 years ago, so I m not sure we can REALLY hold it against him... what is the statute of limitations on being aggressive about political correctness?) Otherwise, it is the predictable La Rotonde, Fulcrum and SFUO blog hits. Not as exciting as I expected.
Tyler Steeves - Way to show up on Serge's Twitter, but that s not very fun to report on... And the only other interesting hit is for a 'waterfront director' at
Camp Trillium! Talk about NOT being controversial, Tyler. yeesh. I can t hate on ANY of that...
Seamus Wolfe - Jeepers. I am pretty sure that Seamus rigged this Google search... The first hit is his vp Uni Affairs blog, and then his profile on 4Real.com (a website dedicated to social and cultural change). Then the CFS blog (that I JUST discovered today... see above!) and his Campaign video.
ps when I googled Seamus (that s what she said) there was also a terrifying link to something called
MassWrestling.com. Follow at your own risk. And please explain it in a comment if you have ANY idea what it is or what is going on.